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-Brian Willams, MSNBC Anchor-

With us all day, as we report
on Bill Gates’ last full day
at Microsoft.

(6:00 AM, the last day)

-Steve Ballmer, Chief Executive Officer-
It’s been on the planning,
for the last two years.
He’ll still be acting as chairman,
it’s hard to believe, it’s really here.

Yeah I think Bill is ready for his last day,
he’s worked pretty hard, saved a little bit.
He is, COMPLETELY, focused.

-Christine White, Executive Assistant-

I mean, Bill’s been going all out
for more than 30 years, so not having
a complete full schedule everyday,
has been a little, well, interesting…

(Bill Gates playing Star Wars figures)

『Never doubt the magic of software~~~』
『That’s right, listen to Chewbacca』

-Lisa Brummell, Senior VP, Human Resources-

You know, after all these years,
he’s finally taking work-life balance
seriously. He’s even got a personal
trainer!

(in the gym, with Matthew McConaughey)

Alright. That’s good, one in a row.

Ha.

I’ve need keep this up because I
gonna get this aside(?). Man,
I got next in your own.(?)

That’s good for the set, man.
You wanna let it go or you wanna keep going?

Well am I ready to take my shirt off?

Uhm, not yet…

Put yourself going back,
lean a little forward,
just think HI, H-I, to the sky…
you and I…right now.

-Robbie Bach, President, Entertainment & Device

Yeah, Bill’s always been a bit of him.
But more importantly it’s the creator
risk(?) he takes that really set him apart.

(in the studio, with Jay-Z)

Big-pin-pan~I’m Bill G.
Big pin-pen yeah you know me.

That’s it. You got it. Killing(?),
Billy G.

Hey, let me, let me get something
staight with you. You can retire and then,
unretire?

Exactly. Got keep’em guessing.

Thanks Jay.

That was great…not so much. (?)…I don’t,
somebody gotta tell him, it’s horrible.

(back in the stage, Bono)

Thank you…just take that.
Hello Bill? Yeah, yeah,
Bill I’m a little busy here…

(in the studio, Gates playing)

Dude, wasn’t that the craziest
riff you’ve ever heard?

(back in the stage, Bono)

Oh for a F*** sake, Bill we’ve uhm,
we’ve talked about this before,
uhm, we’re full of in the band. Bill?
all positions were filled, uh-huh-huh,
I know, I know, but I can’t just
replace Ed because he’s got a high score
on guitar hero, Bill.

(in a room, Bono)

Well him, uhm, Bill’s always had
a passion for music, and as long
as it’s not MY music, I’m fine with
that.

(Gates riffing in behind)

-Christine White, Executive Assistant-

Bill’s always been a big fan
of movies, but he’s probably
gone a bit too far with this whole
『audition reel』 thing…

(Gates playing Wolverine)

Who are you expecting? Superman?

(watching audition reel, Steven Spielberg)

Bill…what money CAN’T buy…ah….

(on the phone, Steven Spielberg)

Yeah I just watched it…yeah look,
we all know it’s about casting anyway
right?

(on the phone, George Clooney)

I know, Steven I can’t…it’s just…
I can’t play Bill Gates. It’s…uh,
it’s just not something that I’m good at.
I want you…Russel Crowe to do it,
he’s gonna be…uh, you did? Yeah,
I thought Tom Hanks maybe…you
would…passed on that one too?

(Gates on the phone)

Hey, I was thinking of last time
I on the show. I thought it was
really successful.

(in his office, Jon Stewart, comedian

Yeah I know, you’re great on the show man,
we loved it. It was…a little…you know.
You just kind of run off in the end,
like that I have…monkeypox.

(footage)

『Windows Vista on shelf…
ah he’s leaving? He just left!』

(in his office, Jon Stewart)

If you wanna come back on the show,
it’s fine…it’s uh, you know, we…

(Gates on the phone)

Maybe we can make sort of a
regular think like, you me, the news?

(in his office, Jon Stewart)

The co-anchor kind of a…situation,
it’s…it’s a great idea,
I gotta tell ya it’s a…it’s a great idea.
It’s uh, the only thing is,
I’m on my jet right now, and they…
I’m worried the phone will…
they have to turn it off or it
will thorw off the navigation system…

-Kevin Turner, Chief Operationg Officer-

And you didn’t hear this from me,
it’s a pretty strange coincidence
that his transiton day is right in the
middle of the 2008 presidential
campaign…

(screen shows an e-mail sending to all
presidential candidates, starting with
『Who needs a running mate?? 』,
main text: Hey everybody! Just a quick
note to let you know that I’ve got a
little extra free time coming up on ‘08,
and thought maybe…..–I could jump on
board! I’m pretty good at making speeches,
and can help with all the blogging thing
…..know what you think!! Bill G.)

(Gates on the phone)

I know you’re super-busy,
but I’m sure you starting think
about who’d be your best running mate?

(on cell phone, Hillary Clinton)

No, I know I haven’t actually
declared a running mate yet Bill but,
I’m not sure politics is really for you.

(Gates on the phone)

Hey…it’s bill.

(on cell phone, Barack Obama)

Bill Shatner, of Star Trek?

(Gates on the phone)

No, the OTHER Bill.

(on cell phone, Barack Obama)

Bill Clinton?

(on the phone, Al Gore)

Oh hey Bill…no, it’s not an
INCONVENIENT time…yeah, I get it,
yeah. That was a good one.

-Ray Ozzie, Chief Software Architect-

Of course we’ll miss him in the
daily brainstorming meetings,
he’s always being innovator, really
inspiring all of us to think creatively
about the future. And we’ll be the
first to give credit or creditors to(?).

-Craig Mundie, Chief Research & Strategy Office

Absolutely, Microsoft Bob? His Idea, all his.

(6:00 PM, the last day)

(clapping twice, lights off)

-Steve Ballmer, Chief Executive Officer-

Like I said, we’ve been planning
for this. But he’s still Bill,
and we’ll miss seeing him in the hallway,
everyday.
Hey buddy, see you
tomorrow at the boards’ meeting.

-Brian Williams, MSNBC anchor-

And all tech markets remain steady
as Bill Gates completed historical
last full day at Microsoft, personal
note, all of us here at NBC news will
miss reporting every night on this
brilliant, powerful, let’s face it
sexy and good-looking leader of men
and women, who just doesn’t believe
in paying 7 more dollars for a
haircut. I’m Brian Williams in
New York, good night.

(applause)